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Friends
A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English, no sorry that's the cleaning lady,
Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room in your sleep!!
The Bitchtionary
angel
n. coined by Aridia; meaning someone who acts innocent for attention.
ass
phrs. added to the end of something you want to emphasize. Or in Aridias case, whenever you get sick of yo and/or man.
blond
n. said by devilish members to define Jades mental stability.
cheerleader
n. coined by Aridia; meaning a person who does things to please the "popular" people.
devil
n. coined by Aridia and Fate; meaning a person who doesnt care what other people think, doesnt just act bad for attention, and dares to be different.
eh buddy
phrs. coined by Fate; used as a form of greeting or just when you have nothing else to say.
ghetto
adj. coined by Fate; meaning cool, interesting, odd.
man
phrs. added to the end of something when you want to emphasize it. Or in Aridias case at the end of basically any sentence not ending in yo.
mmm (or mm mmm)
adj. coined by Fate; mostly used when referring to a cute guy or sex.
no comment
phrs. coined by Aridia; mostly used when talking about sex. meaning that you may like what someone just said or that you just dont have something to say to that. Often accompanied by a facial expression.
-ness
u. coined by Fate; used to emphasize something. Sometimes added to a name. Ex: Tristian-ness.
ohh
u. coined by Aridia; usually used following a burn.
sheep
n. conformist, follower, someone without a mind of their own, cheerleader.
shka
adj. coined by Aridia; sometimes used as a burn to cheerleaders.
sistah
n. "sister" said with a black accent. usually referring to your best friend.
wootah
u. coined by Fate; meaning burn/diss. also used when you have nothing else to say.
yo
phrs. added on the end of something when you want to emphasize it. Or in Aridias case at the end of basically any sentence not ending in man. Sometimes accompanied by a hand gesture.
ack
u. Coined by Aridia. usually used when surprised, or in a sentence followed by un coherent gibberish.
10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!
1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping... (why wait?)
2) U shall not do drugs...(alcohol last longer)
3) U shall not steal from k-mart... (Wal*Mart ha a bigger selection)
4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism...(destruction has a bigger effect)
5) U shall not steal from ur parents... (every1 knows grandma has more money)
6) U shall not get in fights... (just start them)
7) U shall not skip class... (just take the whole day off)
8) U shall not strip in class... (hooters payz more)
9) U shall not think about having sex... (as nike, says just do it)
10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street... (just leave 'em in da middle)
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lalala....coke makes my mouth all fuzzy....lalala.....and my teeth feel funny....lalala....and my mouth taste weird.....lalala...and makes me wanna puke.....lalala....even though I'm drinking it rite now....lalala
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20 things a woman can say to a naked man
1. I've smoked fater joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it
9. Will it speak if I squeeze it?
10. Can I be honest with you?
11. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
12. I never saw one like that before
13. It looks so unused.
14. Are you cold?
15. Is that an optical illusion?
16. Maybe it looks better in natural light
17. (giggle and point)
18. Atleast this wont take long.
19. Don't you have another brother?
20. (And the best thing to say is)....So thats it....
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